It really is. You can thank me now because the best thing to do there is pack up your shit and leave.

Since breweries make travel time nicer, we tend to stop at one or five when we are on longer drives. Our quest today took us to Mad Anthony brewing company in downtown Ft. Wayne, Indiana. While the beer wasn’t bad, it wasn’t remarkable either. The food choices were average as well. The service lacked a bit and the building was a shithole much like the town that surrounds it.

Like usual, the wife requests a logo pint glass to take home to add to the collection and she received one with a live baby earwig at the bottom. Not wanting to take junior earwig home, she kindly shook it out of her logo glass into her ice water. It stopped moving shortly after. We hope our waitress thinks we were served earwig water now and evaluates her employment and her town.

Oh. Thats right. The road to this place looks like “life after people” or downtown Detroit. Take your pick.

This is the place we stayed for the past 5 nights. I managed to poop in 4 of the 5 bathrooms because choices are good.

I asked for a Magic hat and got this. I now understand the confusion.
Oh wait. I didn’t ask for a magic hat at all and i don’t understand the confusion at all. Probably because I’m not an idiot.

Bruce wayne. The early years.

Quetaratara and I at the entrance of Mammoth Cave.

Mammoth cave National Park. This is at River Styx Spring which empties into the Green River. Pretty cool spot.

My first zipline ride. They claimed i was going “in the mid to upper 70’s” on the way down.

Pretty cool.

UMP 40 Full auto.

Like a boss I hit the target 30 out of 30 times.

My next audi. Gonna have to wait a few years though. Audi S5

Our waitress spilled the whole damn beer. The whole thing. @GRBC